burito

1. A tasty (dirty) mexican wrap filled with loads of goodies
2. a sex position
3. an insult

1. "Damn that burito was fine!"
2. WHen one is sandwiched between 4 people, one in the front (penis in vag) one in the back (penis in anus) and one on either side for comfort
3. "Hey man, dont listen to that burito, he dont know what he is talking about"

by Geraldo Mc Fardo May 7, 2008

Britton

Super fun, sexy lad loves to be himself and talk till you start snoring. Also destroyer of pussies.

Damn look at him next to dyuvti.he looks like a Britton

by Queen Know it all September 12, 2021

britton

One who is addicted to maturbating while viewing pornography. The addict is often aroused by unusual fetishes, up to and including urination, diaper wearing, scat play, feet, semen drinking, cross dressing, dildo play, horse sex, trampoline sex, nude surfing, testicle shaving, fisting, nude banking, the asshole finger fuck 'n lick, snow balling, beef boiling, s&m, role playing, food sex, and incest.

Lee: Hey Joe, wanna urinate on each other while jumping on my trampoline and fingering each other's assholes then licking them?

Joe: Sure! Hey, can we take a giant dump on the trampoline before jumping on it?

Lee: Of coarse we can. First let me just take off these diapers of mine and shave my testicles. I want my balls as smooth as silk because on Tuesday I'm going nude banking and surfing.

Joe: Cool. And hey afterwards can I have sex w/ that horse over there while you have sex w/ your sisters feet?

Lee: Way ahead of ya!

(laughter)

Joe: Man, we are such a couple of brittons.

Lee: You know it!

by mcface July 24, 2006

britton

A jew who dislikes other jews and spends most of their time thinking about balls.

Britton: Dude, did you just see that nasty Jew?
Non-britton: Aren't you a Jew?
Britton: Yeah, but I still don't like 'em.....Balls..

by ETSlayer November 9, 2007

neato burito's

agreement of something, or agreement.

"hey man, this shit whack"
"neato burito"

by Morgan June 22, 2004

burittos

little fat mexican children

"hey Tina look at those burittos !"

"man those little burrito must weigh like 90 pounds a each! I feel sorry for their mom she must have to carry them around i dont even think they can walk."

by monipulator June 19, 2009

Britton

An uncommon disease that affects the anal cavity. Known also in the medical feild as Brittonthornitus. Symptoms often include anal leakage, large anal warts, bloody stools, swelling in the rectum, and in some rare cases, males inflicted with Britton experience extreme shrinkage of the penis. The most common cause for Britton is an over abundance of anal sexual activity.

I feel bad for Julio, he got Britton from having to much ass sex w/ Lee.

by mcface July 24, 2006