broomstick marriage

When you’re living the married life, but you both do not want to be legally married.
Its giving broomstick marriage”
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"Broom stick marriage….It not only symbolizes the sweeping away of evil, past loves and the old you, but it also represents jumping into a new life together and setting up your household."
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Timmy said “Online I read many cultures practice broomstick marriage” Dad said “BAD Timmy you need your marriage leGaLlY binding with biG bRotHer!”
by Supermariobongrip January 20, 2024
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Broomstick

A mentally handicapped human being who loves to rage about the Simplest things in the Transit Community.
random: OMG!!! BROOMSTICK RESPONDED TO MY COMMUNITY POST!!! YAY
broomstick: I can be racist when I want to
by fuckshit7j7 June 07, 2022
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BROOMSTICK

The word one may say when one is throwing an object through that air or when one is just being obnoxious.
Aydan throws a water bottle to the front of the bus, BROOMSTICK (Aydan screams)
by Broomstick yeeter June 10, 2019
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meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.
"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.
by coleslaw696969 September 06, 2017
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Broomstick Enima

Someone who is suffering discomfort from having accidentally (or deliberately) inserted a broomstick into their butt. The logical explanation for a person's bad moods, snotty behaviour and general poor attitude.
Bob: Good morning Betty.
Betty: What's so good about it you $*#&$#@#?
Bob: Wow, someone's suffering from a major broomstick enima.
by nedrac February 10, 2011
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