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Muddy Broomstick

The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)
"I totally got a muddy broomstick last night."

"we did the muddy broomstick"
by alexb934 February 19, 2014
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Broomstick Enima

Someone who is suffering discomfort from having accidentally (or deliberately) inserted a broomstick into their butt. The logical explanation for a person's bad moods, snotty behaviour and general poor attitude.
Bob: Good morning Betty.
Betty: What's so good about it you $*#&$#@#?
Bob: Wow, someone's suffering from a major broomstick enima.
by nedrac February 27, 2011
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Broomsticking

When you have sex with a female with a massive bush and you look down and your cock looks like a “broomstick”.
Hey man, did you fuck Kelsey last night? Yeah man but I was totally “broomsticking”
by Gansy December 5, 2019
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Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.
"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"
by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019
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Broomstick

A mentally handicapped human being who loves to rage about the Simplest things in the Transit Community.
random: OMG!!! BROOMSTICK RESPONDED TO MY COMMUNITY POST!!! YAY
broomstick: I can be racist when I want to
by fuckshit7j7 June 7, 2022
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BROOMSTICK

The word one may say when one is throwing an object through that air or when one is just being obnoxious.
Aydan throws a water bottle to the front of the bus, BROOMSTICK (Aydan screams)
by Broomstick yeeter June 10, 2019
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