bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.

"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"

by Sean March 10, 2004

Basko

a misunderstood, a force capable of mass destruction, must be handled with care, highly intelligent and hides it well, unpredictable, do not ever assume with this personality type, sweet and loving on his terms only, never force any action because you will lose everytime, only the ONE and only the ONE can push without consequence, complacency can never be tested, loyal and will have your back to the death, will show a softer side with the right touch and respect, distracted easily by surroundings, persistent demands can be annoying, very secretive and selective to those allowed near. Absolutely loveable and adorable! Can produce a stench not of this earth, a pasty biohazard.

Basko equates to a warm, loveable, adorable, feisty, intimidating, statuette, Zeus-like presence.

by next to the ONE February 6, 2010

Basket Dweller

One who leaves folded laundry in a basket and is too lazy to put it away

-“Steven, those clothes have been sitting in the basket for a month!”
-“And?”
-“You’re such a basket dweller.”

by TheRockObama August 16, 2020

Niggie Basket

When u get harpooned in Fortnite.

i pulled him near me with my harpoon, therefore he is in my niggie basket. If he shall die by my harpoon, he is then in my eternal niggie basket.

by Philtra May 23, 2020

dick basket

1. A derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. Considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a dick. One whom is worse than a dick, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of cock, or an ornamental ribboned care package of penis that is decorated with baby's breath and glitter.

2. A situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.

1. That guy is a real dick basket.

2 a. I got fired today. Man, this is a dick basket if I have ever seen one.
2 b.Dude, I wouldn't do that. You might be opening up a dick basket with that one.

by Brian Callaghan October 28, 2007

underwater basket weaving

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

by quiggler March 7, 2007

Carole Baskins

A woman who fed her husband to her tigers. Gained wealth and knows how to use volunteers for free labor. Only wears animal prints especially that of any cat.

A term used for a woman who has fed their SO to an animal especially a feline.
Ex:
She pulled a Carole Baskins . She fed him to her cat because he was going to leave her and she couldn’t have that.

by OVRM April 4, 2020