Barnyard Rumble

when a woman with an abnormally fat ass squats down on a man's face and proceeds to violently shakes her ass with extreme force causing it to rumble, bruising may occur; if the female decides to defecate on the male, then it is referred to as a 'barnyard rumble suprise'.

"I just started to fall asleep but before i knew it, maria had hopped on my face and barnyard rumbled me so hard my nose turned purple."

doctor: it doesnt look so good, your son isnt going to make it

mother: no! what happened!?

doctor: he recieved massive trauma to the face and forehead region.... he was... barnyard rumbled...

by dilf king May 24, 2011

does wayne brady have to choke a bitch

The act of a hoe coming up short with cash when she is working for Wayne Brady, thus causing him to have to choke a bitch

hoe "I'm sorry big daddy."
Wayne Brady "you're sorry..... YOU'RE SORRY!!!..... does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?"

by Kristofsky Jonesrinskivich April 5, 2005

Raisin Bran

Raisin Bran is a version of the scoop, but done with both hands; hence 2 scoops of Raisin Bran.

"John walked around the corner and I Raisin Brand'd his ass!"

by Nick Meers June 24, 2008

michelle branch

Most huggable singer song writer in the world

omfg its michelle!!! hey whose that... oh sorry avril... youre too small to see

by michee September 14, 2003

michelle branch

An awesome singer who actually sings,writes HER OWN songs,and plays instruments.

The exact oppsite of Britney Spears

by meech April 16, 2005

Spring branch middle school

We got druggies,sluts bitches,fuckboys, you name it. We can’t go one day without a drug bust. Honestly we are just a fucking joke.

*drops baton* @spring branch middle school

by Bughumper69 May 26, 2018

bradyites

People who love Tom brady so much they will forsake their favorite team to follow this glam fag wherever he goes. Literally they would love tompa brady to bust loads on their face.

I’m a full Bradyite he could join Al qaeda I would still route for him.

I and the rest of the bradyites are gonna meet for a rub and tug circle jerk while the games on.

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021