"That Lachlan bourne dude is pretty hot"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
by krausslad November 04, 2020
Bourne is the best young fucking OG of the world,with is friend Camaj. He fucked a lot of bitches for exemple: your mom
by MrJulien May 21, 2017
by Gordy W. November 19, 2023
Dude, you wanna go see Bourne High School’s production of Once On This Island? I heard they’re doing blackface in it. It’ll be way better than seeing the football team lose for the 20th time.
by OctaviaSpencersOvari May 26, 2022
Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.
by MisterToastyBuns November 03, 2023
by Windoge April 07, 2017