Bootysmasher

One who completely destroys any anus he sexually encounters.

Margret: Oww!! I've anally fornicated before but you have completely ripped apart my anus!

Pablo: Jyes. I guess jyou can call me El Bootysmasher.

Margret: Oh, you' re so smooth. Your swag is confirmed. Please, Tear me a new one!

Pablo: I believe i just did....

by SychoSurge January 11, 2009

Bootystracted

The act of being distracted because you were looking at a girl's ass.

Angelo: Oh shit dude, look at the ride passing by
Memo: What ride?
Angelo: I can't believe you got Bootystracted, the Mustang was bad ass.
Memo: You can't miss a good ass tho.

by angelo4chris June 1, 2016

moody boots

1) A person who acts like they are in a bad mood for no reason
2) When a person is in a good mood and then somebody makes a joke about them and they get mad

Jason was being a moody boots all day
After I cracked on Matt's moustache, he was being moody boots

by Jerm Juice September 19, 2006

blister boots

What you call your new pair of winter boots that give you blisters and other pain before being worked in.

Man, my feet are killing me. It'll take another week to work these blister boots in.

by Lovekraft January 28, 2009

blue cowboy boots

In Texas, men who wear blue cowboy boots are signifying there homosexuality.

Used as a beacon to signal to other interested partners to preform.

I’m wearing my blue cowboy boots tonight to meet a get guy.

by Dxr2234 March 11, 2022

I like your boots

Gay code for "You're hot, are you gay too?".

The correct response to this, (if you are also gay) is "thanks, I stole them from a unicorn."

Comes from "I like your shoelaces"- how Tumblr users identify themselves to others.
Also comes from the hot new gay movie "Love, Simon"

gay person: I like your boots
fellow gay person: thanks, I stole them from a unicorn.
gay #1: do you wanna hang out sometime?

by meowsies123 May 14, 2018

Boobus Americanus

Also known as the booboisie, Boobus Americanus refers to the typical stupid, lazy, complacent, gullible, delusional, docile American. The term was coined by H. L. Mencken, who would be dismayed but not surprised at the sheer volume of boobage the residents of the United States would display decades after his death.

Observe as the Boobus Americanus, like a herd of sheep, line up one by one, sleepwalking obediently into the polling booth, apparently convinced, despite its failure four years earlier, and the four years before that, and the four years before that, and so on, that a well-placed vote for the greater of two deranged, narcissistic sociopaths will solve the country's problems.

by lackoffaithless July 26, 2016