bloat

1) Crap.
2) A lie.
3) Used in computer science to describe crappy software. See also: bloatware.

My new computer was loaded with a whole batch of free-to-try software. I immediately remove that sort of bloat when I see it.

by qsdfghjklm October 24, 2008

bloat-free

Smooth, without any adtional feature, often unnecessary and unpleasant.

- lite version of a software.

This is a bloat-free version of the popular PDF viewer.

by hugo_soliz February 20, 2009

blopezing

The act of using soft, seductive whispers when in the presence of women in order to receive sexual favors. If successful, the male will receive a handjob at the least.

"Hey man, I was blopezing to a chick last night and the next thing I knew her hands were in my pants."

by Banilla March 22, 2009

Bloated Meatballs

When a man's testicles are full of semen.

I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.

by Cody, for Jenny <3 July 2, 2011

Bloppelganger

A white persons black doppelgänger

Dude, that guy in cool runnings is totally your Bloppelganger

by TysonBo125 February 26, 2015

Blonte

It’s the word blunt turned into Spanglish blonte

Ese wuey anda todo blontiado.

I just rolled a blonte.

by Blonte December 23, 2018

Full Bloated

When you have just gorged yourself silly at breakfast lunch or dinner and stand up to announce to your dinning company that your "full bloated"

Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.

Man, I'm full bloated!

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010