blopezing 

The act of using soft, seductive whispers when in the presence of women in order to receive sexual favors. If successful, the male will receive a handjob at the least.

"Hey man, I was blopezing to a chick last night and the next thing I knew her hands were in my pants."

blopezing by Banilla March 22, 2009

Lopezing 

The act of taking off all of your clothes and sitting on the toilet to take a dump.

Man, I was at Brian's apartment yesterday, and he totally forgot someone was in the bathroom. He opened the door and accidentally caught a glimpse of Jon lopezing

Lopezing by ChBwd May 21, 2009

tai lopezing 

1) Acquiring knowledge through the process of reading a single book every 24 hours, or by any other conventional or non conventional means.
2) The act of owning a Lamborghini and living in the Hollywood hills.
See also: tai lopez

*Man gets knowledge injected into scull*
Ben: What the fuck is he doing?
Nick: That's called tai lopezing.

tai lopezing by tikki_palace March 14, 2018

bleezing

scottish slang used to describe some one when they are drunk, minced, hammered

"omg i shouldn't have drank so much last night i was bleezing"

"i have some hangover i was bleezing last night"

bleezing by lolee July 8, 2005

blopsing 

black opsing (video game black ops)

G: hey
B: hey whats up
G: nm, u
B: blopsing
G: wtf?
B: black opsing darrr

blopsing by secret79 December 24, 2010

Blopping 

Playing Call of Duty: Black Ops

Hey bro, I was blopping earlier today when this totally hot chick friended my XBox Live account and our COD avatars totally made out right in the middle of battle. Then I jerked it to some anime porn.

Blopping by BloppingBro December 8, 2010

The Bleezingtons 

A fictional "family" comprised of low-life pot smokers with nothing better to do than smoke pot and create a fictional "family"- based on the notion that their actual family members look down and frown upon these teenagers, this shows nothing more than an act of rebellion against their parental figures, and really sticks it to the man!

-"Hey girl, what you doin today?!"
-"Nothin' much boy, just gonna suck some more penis that I get so much of from Union Square and chill with that awesome Bleezington bunch!"
-"ey'Alrighto! Sounds swell, Sally! Would you like to suck my penis and smoke some pot?"
-"Gee whiz, I sure would Mr. Bleezington!"
-"Awwright! The Bleezingtons are super!

The Bleezingtons by Dr. Egon Spengler February 17, 2010