to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

bleepka

Bleepka is a mixture of bleeprin and vodka. It helps you forget badfic. Because of bleeprin's state as a mixture of bleach and aspirin, this should explode, but it doesn't. If you cause a PPC agent's bleepka to realize it should explode and it does, you will have a very angry agent coming after you, possibly with a spork.

As a cure for badfics, Bleepka is vastly preferable to spork, since you don't have to scoop your eyeballs out.

"Oh thank god for this bleepka, otherwise I would still be suffering from reading Celebrian."

by July Flame January 12, 2008

Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

by The Lockwood March 2, 2009

Blemesquad

The best squad in the world. Are known for their special handshakes. (b d) (hand position). T.B.S is the creator (also known as Trizzy Boy). Reknown to be very "blème" and saying random things.

My name is Trizzy...

BLEMESQUAD!! b d

by Blemesquad November 23, 2011

Bleepin

An adjective used to describe a person, place or thing that is worse that awful.

That asshole dalton is bleepin.

by El Gringo Jacob October 22, 2012

Bleapis

The act of filing you're e-apis flight plan while getting a blowjob.

Hold on, why don't you just give me a bleapis while I finish filing

by theredbaron May 7, 2013

bleuphoria

The feeling you get after time near the water boating, surfing , beaching, Wind Surfing, etc. A feeling of utter happiness, relaxation and peace. A euphoric feeling associated with water. Blue Minds prone to these feelings

After a day of wind surfing she relaxed with a feeling of bleuphoria

by ACPhoto May 21, 2018