Blastoise

When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"

"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

gravity blast

gravity blast refers to a drumming technique used exclusively in extreme metal. It is a one handed roll accomplished by boucing the stick off the rim of the snare drum while hitting the head of the snare drum in a continuous manner. Not to be confused with a regular blast beat which is just 32nd notes on one hand as fast as possible. When mastered a gravity blast sounds like an extremely rapid firing machine gun, perfect for backing apocalyptic demonic death metal riffs that make you wanna rape your mom and kill your dog while bathing in the blood of your failed messiah.

The gravity blast is used by bands such as Cryptopsy, Origin, Brain Drill, Vatic Ash just to name a few.

by Malachi- Vatic Ash July 20, 2008

blastastic

fantastic + blast = blastastic

"did you have fun"
"yea, i had a blastastic time"

by mikez December 6, 2006

blasting the heat

1.The act of emitting excessive warmth from the rectum. At times this also signifies the need to use the porcelain destroyer to create a repugnant rectal emission. Commonly known as farting.

2. The cause of a dutch oven.

"Man it stanks up in here. Who's been blasting the heat?"

"Damn those jelly beans are gonna make me blast the heat tonight."

by TheMerryWebSir May 3, 2014

camel blast

When u position a girl in a camel clutch (the move made popular by the Iron Sheik of early WWF fame) you secure her chin with one hand while rotating your torso 90 degrees and finger blast her with your free hand.

Oddly enough my back is sore from reaching back and camel blasting her. She, however, feels fine

by master blaster's January 2, 2012

Toe Blaster 9000

The use of the Toe Blaster 9000 is were said male insert's his two big toes into his female companion's vagina and dolphin kicks rapidly.

Male 1 - Dude, I need to cut my toenails badly!
Male 2 - Why?
Male 1 - I need to give my girlfriend the toe blaster 9000 when I get home!

by Toe Blaster God December 3, 2013

Shat blaster

To release a smoke bomb it to public restroom and walk/run away

Just pulled a shat blaster in Wal-Mart's bathroom with a m1billion smoke bomb

by Peterfitzwell July 14, 2015