A girl, usually a little plump and homely, who after having a drunken one night stand with, attends your game the next day in hopes that you will fall in love with her.
Dude, I was so hammered last night and took her home! I'm so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping I date her or something!
by pHilbaby October 8, 2010
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Person A: I was out camping and I ran out of toilet paper
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup
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Someone (male or female) who uses a skin bleaching product on their bunghole area to make it more presentable to their partner.
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Get the Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche mug.(noun) A Trump supporter. Often a white, uneducated bigot or extremely wealthy individual who benefits from misinforming others. Often seen protesting issues which are contrary to their own self-interest (self-quarantining during pandemic, voting rights, food stamps, democracy, etc).
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The complete absence of restriction granted to any attractive intoxicated female who is desired by mostly everyone in any social situation. A exception from normal and acceptable behavior given to another person to do whatever she pleases, based solely on her desirable, and often slutty appearance.
The complete absence of restriction granted to any attractive intoxicated female who is desired by mostly everyone in any social situation. A exception from normal and acceptable behavior given to another person to do whatever she pleases, based solely on her desirable, and often slutty appearance.
That hot, drunk, chick dancing on the bar just knocked over everyone's drinks, puked a little and all of the guys are cheering for more and buying her more shots. I guess she's got tarte blanche tonight.
by flezmo April 21, 2011
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