Bullshit Billy

One who lies so much he actually believes his own bullshit.

Person 1: Hey look, a Bullshit Billy. Let's see what he has to say.

Person 2: I bet he thinks his truck will beat a Ferrari.
Person 2: How fast is your truck?

Bullshit Billy: It does 0-100mph in 4 seconds flat. It will smoke the fastest corvette made with 2 spark plug wires unplugged.

Person 1: HAHA thanks Bullshit Billy

by Elroy III January 14, 2015

baptising a billy goat

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."

John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.

by Bubba Hussein Ledbetter May 20, 2009

Danica and Billy

A couple in which the girl and guy are both athletic and perfect for eachother. They are envied by many of their friends.

Girl 1 "Robby took me down to the soccer fields today.
We kicked the ball around and then he wrestled me to the ground and we cuddled for a while.
Girl 2 "You two are such a Danica and Billy!"

by Slammin On My Tootles April 18, 2017

Billy Gallagher

Mr. Billy Gallagher is one of the nicest men to grace the hallways of Frontier High School. His class brings men and women alike to the point of tears and his slicked black hair is beautiful enough to have students and teachers alike to bow down and kiss his polished Nike shoes. Many people (teachers) have tried to be as great as Mr. Billy Gallagher, but have failed epically. His plaid shirts remind students of a well rounded man who, secretly, inspires to be a follower of The Saved By The Bell fan cult. Sometimes if you listen hard enough, you can hear the gods weeping as Mr. Billy Gallagher teaches his swarm of children the ever growing concept of Mathmatics. Brian Peppers, once was quoted saying, "That Mr. Gallagher Guy, total babe, I'd be his student any day of the week. :)"

Example 1)

Jesus: Hey God, have you made any really good humans recently?
God:Yea that BILLY GALLAGHER was my finest piece of work.

Example 2:

Dude, BILLY GALLAGHER is the man!

by Zan Dwawa November 28, 2010

billy liar

An old english term for a person who tell endless lies and is addicted to lying.

Ed just told me he has a girlfriend that he met on holiday but no one has ever seen her?
yeah right he's a proper billy liar ,dont listen to anything he says he is full of shit.

by Adam the definer ! June 9, 2015

The Billy N. Effect

When an ugly cow of a guy with no personality scores a 10/10 girlfriend because he has a massive penis.

A: "How goes THAT guy have such a fit girlfriend?"
B: "Oh, you mean Big Willy Billy? He has a 20 inch schlong."
A: "So its The Billy N. Effect"
B: "Yep :/"

by MASMRANKRA June 9, 2019

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick

Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".

"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!

by FuzzyDunl0p February 1, 2021