pecker berries

abnormal growths on ones junk aka genital warts

dude ethan totally got pecker berries from that chick in branford

by qazxdr56 April 13, 2010

Poop Burrito

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.

Dude didn't do a poop burrito. This stall stinks.

by Number two in your heart June 5, 2019

Shake a burrito

To take a crap with the consistency similar to that of a burrito or as a result of eating burritos.

"That day began like most others for Achim. He got up to shake a burrito, spanked his monkey, and left for work..."

by "I don't know" May 31, 2009

Peanut butter burrito

The act of having anal sex while uncircumcised, the foreskin fills with human feces.

When Ryan pulled his penis out of Kaycee's butt,he suddenly realized she had given him a peanut butter burrito.

by Ryanmarino24 October 9, 2018

Schrödinger's burrito

The burrito changes which side is scalding hot or still frozen based on which side you bite first.

When I bit into the burrito it was scalding hot, but when I finished the burrito it was still frozen. This happens every time no matter what side you bite into with Schrödinger's burrito.

by Master Chank April 14, 2020

Berit

A females name. The weirdest girl you will ever meet. An amazing friend. Everybody loves her and she usually has big boobs. She is gorgeous and all the guys flirt with her. You have to get to know her to love her to the fullest.

God i wish i had a Berit.

by 3oh3cocacola April 27, 2011

Hoo-ha Berries

The monthly product of harvest from a female during her period. This is more descriptive of the chunks of uterine lining that are excreted during this experience. Also known as "fruit of the womb."

Man: "Hey wanna have sex?"

Woman: "Sorry, currently harvesting hoo-ha berries."

by Ambartre July 8, 2012