German gummy bear

When a male circumcises his penis and feeds it to the female.

She was hungry so i gave her a german gummy bear.

by ElongD November 23, 2016

Seneca Crane's beard

A beard that is legend in Panem. It beats all other beards, and The Hunger Games fandom fangirls over in constantly. Everyone wishes they were as crispy as Seneca's beard. He's livin' it up.

"Dude, did you see Seneca Crane's beard?"
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."

by theavox December 16, 2011

Bear Grylling

When you purposely make a fire in your home to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Does not count if you use the fireplace, pussy.

Damn, dude! Are you bear grylling those Bagel Bites?

by Nadeem E. January 25, 2009

beard food

Beard food is food that is embedded in one’s beard while eating unbeknownst to the eater

Dude! Did you eat tacos for lunch? You have some beard food in your whiskers. Are you saving it for later?

by Riley Bear May 12, 2020

beamrules

A set of rules to put beams in a house.

(Jon Richardson on '8 out of 10 cats does countdown') - "When you put a beam in a house you can't just put it in. You gotta obay the beamrules. That's it. Beamrules."

by Tugafsh February 14, 2022

Cigarette Beard

Achieving this attractive facial feature is usually only acquired by some of the most loathsome trailer trash the world has ever seen. Having a large grouping of cigarette burns around the facial hair area due to the smoker falling asleep while smoking laying down and causing severe burns in the shape of a beard and mustache after many painful years of waking up to find yet another burn for the beard..Many styles are known to exist.

Hillbilly Bob fell asleep that night with yet another cigarette in his mouth.The hum of the exhaust fan drown out his screams when he awoke to the smell of burning flesh and nicotine in the air..Luckily for him the burn filled in a spot in his hard earned cigarette beard.

by ogdemigod May 3, 2013

COLOMBIAN BEAR

Cute cuddle over sized Bear that keeps these gorgeous Colombian porn cam girls company, that all along is recording your private cam2cam sessions. While they gather information then screw you by finding your Miss's through social media and black mail your ass with videos, and conversations from the wassup you payed 200 tokens from.Not always the over sized Bear can be some of his smaller cousins...

"I just got screwed by a Colombian Bear"
Columbian Bear also known as a ColCumCam
Cam2cam fuck that, that bitch has a high tech ColCumCam, I don't mess with Colombian Bears..
Columbian Bears cam girls best friend

by anonymous June 15, 2021