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A set of rules to put beams in a house.

(Jon Richardson on '8 out of 10 cats does countdown') - "When you put a beam in a house you can't just put it in. You gotta obay the beamrules. That's it. Beamrules."

beamrules by Tugafsh February 14, 2022

Words you can keep

beardless james marriot

A Tory who spits on the homeless and bullies little children in the street

Beardless James Marriott is a Tory

beardless james marriot by Ngbgfgghjf buggies May 27, 2020

beardless bitch

someone who has no sense of adventure or who is weak in physical or moral strength, therefore they have metaphorically rejected their manhood and become a beardless bitch.

Wow Steve over there wouldn't even come doorbell ditching with us, what a beardless bitch.

Tyler is so weak, he cant even curl that ten pound dumb bell. He's such a beardless bitch.

beardless bitch by ninefoureight November 23, 2011

Beardless Messi

Goat

Beardless Messi is the best footballer

Beardless Messi by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021

Beardless Crew

The beardless crew(B.C) is a group of intelligent, good looking people in our society that have a higher value of social looks that do not consist of the common "beard". They feel that the beared is a sign of giving up, losing control, and comparing yourself to great people that pulled of the beard (abe lincon, chuck norris, santa claus, and ext).

"dude look at that idot"
"oh yeah hes without a doubt not in the beardless crew"

Beardless Crew by beardless people October 6, 2007

Beardless Jesus

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.

Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!

Beardless Jesus by jjamiie March 6, 2011

beam-rules

Word created by Jon Richardson on "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" for a set of rules to define where to place a beam in a house.

"When you're putting a beam in a house, you can't just put it in, you've gotta obey the beam-rules." - Jon Richardson, season 4, episode 3

beam-rules by jonrichardsonswords April 20, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026