Beaked

When a person is both extremely tired and extremely baked simultaneously causing them to lose all worth

Dude, I'm fuckin' beaked

by P00PFEAST69 April 19, 2018

Beaked

To get punched in the nose

If you dont stop, your gonna get beaked.

by BUDDISON February 14, 2009

beaking

Stick your middle finger in your girls arse and your thumb in her cunt. Touch the tips of your thumb and your middle finger to make a "beak" like action. They love it.

Things were getting hot and heavy in bed. I took the opportunity to slip my middle finger in her arse, thumb in her cunt and give her a good beaking. It was then the priest asked that we leave the church service and not return (until later that day..)

by jossd January 26, 2010

beaking

To flatten ones nose by running it over with a train

Sarahs accidental beaking left her boyfriendless for several years.

Falling asleep on train tracks will get you beaked!

by jizzy baker January 5, 2010

Beak

Common alternative to the term 'head', often referred to when receiving or giving oral copulatory pleasure.

This great looking women gave me beak last night ...

by Mindbully July 5, 2006

beaks

Beaks is a term to describe anything that sucks or is inherently bad.

Dr. jewstein: "hello danny, you have penile cancer and aids."
Danny: "that's beaks."

by dannyknowhow March 7, 2007

beaked

Angry, agitated, upset, totally pissed off. Derived from the phrase "Getting your Beak out of joint."

Dude, the wad was totally Beaked when you kicked him in the nutsack!

by Fez Monkey August 10, 2005