Bear fists

A thing that happens when you and your homie say the same thing.

Anthony: I hit them with my bear fists.

Smit and John: You have bear fists?

by NikkiQuacks April 23, 2020

Peruvian Bear Fucker

The product of Cap Hansen’s- Bellingham, WA - a Peruvian Bear Fucker (a.k.a. PBF) is a cocktail consisting of a splash of OJ, half glass of the freshest award winning PBR and a shot of Captain Morgan dropped in the beer. It’s the cocktail made famous in Bellingham which is also mightily served at The Blue Abode Bar. If you were to try and order this drink in Seattle the bartender will assume you are from Bellingham.

Bartender make me a Peruvian bear fucker and everyone else at the rail. Bear fuckers for all!

That bear fucker wrecked me last night.

by Duhast September 2, 2021

German gummy bear

When a male circumcises his penis and feeds it to the female.

She was hungry so i gave her a german gummy bear.

by ElongD November 23, 2016

Seneca Crane's beard

A beard that is legend in Panem. It beats all other beards, and The Hunger Games fandom fangirls over in constantly. Everyone wishes they were as crispy as Seneca's beard. He's livin' it up.

"Dude, did you see Seneca Crane's beard?"
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."

by theavox December 16, 2011

Bear Grylling

When you purposely make a fire in your home to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Does not count if you use the fireplace, pussy.

Damn, dude! Are you bear grylling those Bagel Bites?

by Nadeem E. January 25, 2009

beard food

Beard food is food that is embedded in one’s beard while eating unbeknownst to the eater

Dude! Did you eat tacos for lunch? You have some beard food in your whiskers. Are you saving it for later?

by Riley Bear May 12, 2020

Cigarette Beard

Achieving this attractive facial feature is usually only acquired by some of the most loathsome trailer trash the world has ever seen. Having a large grouping of cigarette burns around the facial hair area due to the smoker falling asleep while smoking laying down and causing severe burns in the shape of a beard and mustache after many painful years of waking up to find yet another burn for the beard..Many styles are known to exist.

Hillbilly Bob fell asleep that night with yet another cigarette in his mouth.The hum of the exhaust fan drown out his screams when he awoke to the smell of burning flesh and nicotine in the air..Luckily for him the burn filled in a spot in his hard earned cigarette beard.

by ogdemigod May 3, 2013