Bataskikan

a scrotum punch that is so hard the persons testicles are lost in their chest

Evan: I was talkin to Dan the other day and he was being a real dick
Amanda:Yea i know what you mean, you should bataskikan him

by Darn Dude June 9, 2017

BanaZerped

When you break something but fix it just enough, that the next person to use it thinks they broke it.

Often the tactic of offspring produced by a Banana and an Autistic.

Can be used as a setup for a prank, out of plain stupidity, or while trying to cover your own ass.

I BanaZerped the toilet so the next dude will think he clogged it.

The front of the printer fell off! I've been BanaZerped again.....

by TalonZahn June 24, 2019

Batarfed

buh-tarft
adj.
The state of being figuratively double-fisted in the ass by inopportune circumstances. A moment's metaphorical representation of a non-consensual colonoscopy using all 10 digits.

"I got in a car accident yesterday. With having just paid rent, I am feeling very batarfed by the situation."

by Wankha January 2, 2021

Balazs

The wielder of the longest schlong in Canada, stretches across the Atlantic sea to fuck your mom

“Though Baracc Obamass is the wielder of the longest American Schlong, Balazs is actually superior. He speedruns shitting”

by sinn :( November 24, 2021

Dirty Baltazar

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.

Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.

by bekind.rewind. October 9, 2013

ex-batallion

A group of jejemons in the philippines doing rap music and all the useless thing you could ever imagine.

q: Are you an Ex-batallion?
a: putang ina mo ba?

by 123alsdhkjdf January 16, 2018

Bata Bullshitter

A Trent University student who spends most of their time outside the Bata steps talking about things that they pretend to feel, dreams they won't chase, and hoping that staying in school will never allow them to confront their failure to chase their dreams head on.

T: I really want to have my own place, go to grad school, and really live for myself. It's all other peoples' fault that I can't accomplish these things.

N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.

Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today

by camdamily October 15, 2008