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Dale Earnhardt

The greatest NASCAR driver!! I agree that the people are idiots who put disrespectful defenitions here. Even if you didnt like him, or didnt like NASCAR, at least respect his death.
Dale Earnhardt was the best NASCAR driver, and should be respected!!
by Emily March 10, 2005
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Barnard College

we are rich, beautiful, fashionable and incredibly sexy! we make the upper west side worth going to, we make men pray that they can get into Columbia University, and we make the Columbia College girls wish they had stayed home. we wear shoes that cost more than your house, and carry bags worth more than your life. we celebrate our celebrity alums Martha Stewart, Joan Rivers, Cyntha Nixon, and many many more! We are the best the brightest and the best looking, if you want to rule the world GO TO BARNARD!
I wish I could be a Barnard Woman!
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Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.
Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.
by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008
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Dale Earnhardt

THE BEST! EVER!
Dale Earnhardt is the king of NASCAR!
A legend, whether living or dead!
The only driver who comes close to his potential
as a NASCAR driver is his son Dale Jr.!

And to all of you who feel that you have to insult him clearly are doing it because you wish that people would laugh at your definitions and respect you... But wait! No one's laughing but you! Interesting huh? Show respect for the Hero, The Intimidator! Now immortalized because of his tragic death! He has inspired millions! He lives on through all those who wish to continue his legacy, and especially his son, Dale Jr.!
Dale Earnhardt, father, intimidator, driver, friend.

We remember you Dale E.!
by Dale is the best! July 1, 2006
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Barnyard Panties

The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.
Dude, see that heffer going into the all you can eat buffet? I bet she has stank barnyard panties.
by Johnny45 January 20, 2004
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barnyard commando

A fat, ugly, or exceptionally skanky party girl.
Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.
by JynnxT August 3, 2007
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Barnyard Brawl

Sex with three or more fat chicks at once.
I drank too much and ended up in a barnyard brawl last night.
by Hog Choker July 25, 2009
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