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Barber Tap

That uncomfortable feeling in the barber chair where the "patient" hands rub up against the barbers genitalia. It can also be the "barber" aggressively slapping an apron on a minor to "tap" his package.

Finally, barber tapping is a popular phenomenon at crowded bars in the Midwest. Particularly hanging out by the girls can.
Ronnie just Barber Tapped me while I was getting my hair cut, time to use a Flobee....

"I just barber tapped Lucy on her way to the can, did she get implants?"
by Donkeyboy32 October 9, 2014
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Bamber bridge

A small town in preston where you are most likely to be violently assaulted or beat with a hammer if you look at the wrong people funny
Wanna go Bamber bridge?
No fuck that cba gettin stabbed
by Brigger4life February 17, 2019
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Barberi

A delicious berry that grows only in Florida
I ate so many Barberi's last night I got the poops.
by Mskiterror March 21, 2020
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John Barber

The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.
Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”
by urnanscrustyvagina November 4, 2018
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Your barber is showing

When your hair cut looks bad.

You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.
Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...
by Sarcassm June 30, 2019
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Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”
by Iwa b July 3, 2020
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Barber Shop

Verb) When three or more African Amercian co-workers sit around on the clock and jaw about nothing for an extended period of time, creating a barber shop-like atmosphere.
Leon, Darnell and Kisha don't ever get a lick of work done, they just sit around and barber shop all day
by Barry Lankin April 24, 2008
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