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The Barmy Army

A group of excelled individuals who have formed a young gentleman's club in order to promote unity and organised drinking within a group dynamic. Each member brings their own unique and special attributes to the club, be it their individual take on barmyness or extremely strong banter. Entrance to this elitist and profound club is on an invite only basis and a series of tasks and initiations must be passed before granted membership.

The Barmy Army frowns upon anti-banter and 'banter sappers' and also doesn't permit disloyalty such as, 'I'm not hammered, I'm Birmingham hammered!' Such comments result in members being re-initiated and discriminated against.

Members of The Barmy Army take this gentleman's club extremely seriously and intend to rival The Masons.
i strive to one day meet a member of the barmy army.
by Sir D.M.Broadfield January 10, 2009
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barmaid

Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.
Where were you?


Getting blown round the back.

That barmaid sure is easy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Barmanizing

To say a joke over and over again until it becomes mass torture to hear it.
Many people are Barmanizing the joke "More chins than a Chinese phonebook" and have been for many, many years.
by JewBass127 November 5, 2010
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Barming

The act of fleeing from a situation where one feels threatened by the act that is taking place weather that be a fight or a smoking session in which the involved feels fear from the effect of the smoke and usually bats away the smoke.
Josh - Thats enough for me guys, Im going to bed.
Joe - What a Barming barmer
by Rbarm09 August 8, 2009
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barmy army

Enthusiastic club (circa Euro '96 onwards) of supporters of the England football team who travel the world to see their team play.

They sell branded shirts which are bought by adolescent thugs who don't understand the irony.
barmy army...barmy army...barmy army...
(through the whole 90 minute game).
by English Boy December 8, 2004
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barmitzfa

A party when people throw cake at each other with rad dj's playing extremely bad techno music, really loudly.
The barmitzfa was radical!
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barman

an employee who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar- but most commonly used for males. In the US- barmen are called "bartenders".
In the UK- barmen are commonly Australian as they lack any social grace be employed where people may be offended by their constant pilfering and nasal whining accents. Australians are considered by British to have been specifically bred for the purpose of being barmen.
William: "Where's that new barman from?"
Harry: "Oh, he's an Aussie- they're bred for it?"
William: "What do you mean?"
Harry: "Aussies- they're only good for bar work."
by Turdtrousers April 24, 2008
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