Babelfish

(1) This fish insterted into the ear to obtain multi-lingual powers in the highly acclaimed book "The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy"
(2) Undoubtably the best automatic language studies homework machine ever invented

That assignment will only take me 5 minutes, i'll just babelfish it!

by NewName October 22, 2003

english barbecue

The English BBQ normally takes place in wet or threatening weather condition. He, the man of the house, shows his family how to light the BBQ using several pints of high octane fuel. He then cooks chicken drumsticks that are black on the outside and still bleeding in the middle. Sausages are also black on the outside while being raw in the middle.

Any Sunday afternoon between June and September in gardens in UK

by Larry Power September 14, 2005

jack knife barber

A person who performs illegal abortions. This term is used in the Jethro Tull song "Cross-Eyed Mary," which is about a very young prostitute.
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."

Mary had an unexpected surprise, so she paid a visit to the jack knife barber.

by mito0 October 12, 2008

barbechris

to have barbecue sauce poured all over you while you're banging some bitch.

to get a blow job with bacon and barbecue sauce on your weiner

to motorboat a girl with barbecue sauce

Dude, Katie and I barbechrised last night. She was so sticky afterwards.

by i.have.boobies September 13, 2011

barbequetard

A derogatory term for someone who can’t stop barbecuing everything they can imagine putting on the BBQ grill.

That barbequetard next door has been grilling everything he can get his greasy hands on for the last 72 hours and I find it odd that his endlessly yappy little dogs are no longer barking!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Vegetarian Barbecue

Smoking weed with friends. Smoke is produced much like at a BBQ but there is no meat, only tree, thus it is a vegetarian BBQ.

"Ay lets go have a vegetarian barbecue bring that weed"

by RJ_J February 18, 2014

Nude barber

Ud nude Barber @miyagi omnia regit

I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.

See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut

Look at the nude barber cock

by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022