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tout le monde sur le balcon

a phrase in french-slang roughly translating to 'Everyone is out on the balcony.' This is said usually referring to a woman who is displaying better than average cleavage.
I turned to my friend upon seeing kate winslet's chest in Titanic and exclaimed, "Tout le monde sur le balcon!"
by afkorn July 27, 2010
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bakoy

philippine local dialect means to masturbate.
john always bakoy while watching porn.
by acework April 16, 2009
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backordered

something you bought online that is not in stock and you will have to wait months and months to receive your merchandise. you will be very pissed.
wow, the relapse website said my cephalic carnage shirt was in stock when i purchased it, but what i got was an email saying that they received my payment but the item is backordered. god this sucks ass.
by Scott September 28, 2005
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A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.
Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.
by Ansem the Wise August 1, 2007
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Balconey Beezies

a group of girls who are all wifey material. Their smiles radiate like the sun, and their amazing personalities shine even when the power goes out. They have big hearts, and will love you like its Valentines Day everyday. They will make you laugh with their jokes, and not ask you to pay cover like a comedy club. They make friends with the workers at Trader Joes, and even homeless people on the streets. They are part of the 1% minority of the population who have as many friends in real life as they do on facebook. They are sweet like a chocolate bar, and very classy; they are Ferrero Rocher, not Hersheys. Delicious and a little nutty, but always appreciated. They are multi ethnic and come from different backgrounds, but they go together like fast food and heart disease. Except none of them have heart disease. Nor any other disease for that matter.
Thats a cool group of girls!
Ya, they're all Balconey beezies
by shalupa March 6, 2010
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bakoy

read as 'bah-koi
noun

1. lowest-ranking homosexual male: the lowest of the three classes of gay men when it comes to looks, attitude, intelligence, likeability, and popularity; as opposed to the highest-rank called bading (from the Filipino phrase "bakla na may dating" meaning a gay man with appeal) and the middle-rank called bakla (the Filipino word for gay man).

2. ugly person: a person who feels like he is the most beautiful person in the world, but, in fact, is in the top 0.01% of the most ridiculous-looking creature on the planet

3. unloved person: a person who is not loved by anyone except by himself. He usually thinks he is in a relationship with someone, but in reality, the person he adores is disgusted by the mere thought of being loved by such a horrible person.

4. insulting person: a person who insults others as if he is perfect, but actually is the most imperfect person (if people are even kind enough to think that he is a human being) on the planet

origin: a portmanteau of the Filipino words "bakla" (a homosexual male) and "shokoy" (an ugly mythical underwater creature from the Philippines)

Disclaimer: Part of the origin of the word being defined is "bakla", the Filipino word for gay man, but in NO WAY does this suggest that any gay person is necessarily a bakoy. The pronoun "he" is consistenly used in the definitions, but the word can equally be used to a person of any sexual preference.
(Setting: Today is the deadline for submission of assignments. There are no classes today so the math professor requires the students to submit their work by inserting it under the door of their professor's room. Two friends see from afar someone, a classmate, trying to slide a spoon under their professor's door to steal his classmates' works.)

A: He's stealing our work!

B: Oh shit! Do you know him?

A: Not really. But as far as I remember, I was assigned to check his assignment once and his answers are much worse than any sophomore math student could ever commit. My god... I can't believe someone could go that low, stealing other people's work. What an abysmal creature! Revolting! And he has the guts to call me a user when I asked one of our classmates how to solve some of the questions in our assignment! The nerves! By the way, have you seen his boyfriend?

B: Yeah. He's the missing link to humans and other primates. He seriously looks like a monkey from the zoo. And I don't like him either. His attitude stinks. He's always competitive and always annoying. I now think his boyfriend doesn't love him. His boyfriend is just using him. Since no one loves them both, they only have each other. No choice. I guess it's a match made in hell. They're a perfect match, aren't they? They are both bakoys!

A: Bloody bakoys.
by bakulaw November 27, 2011
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Bakoof

while partaking in the art of cannabis and someone comes up and startles you out of nowhere.
I was smoking a joint in the street minding my own business and bakoof some old man just appeard out of nowhere.
by Gapingcorn October 20, 2016
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