An elderly individual who annoys the general public by going through what is left of their life in a ridiculously slow fashion. Tasks at which a BAGEL is expert at annoying those around him/her include: driving too slow in the hammer lane, taking too long at the checkout line by counting pennies from a change purse, asking if coupons are still valid (when you are behind them in line and really have to take a monster dump).
Conversely, bagels are a constant source of good humor. This is especially the case when the BAGEL in question is confused about a mundane, day-to-day task, such as the attempted mastry of modern-day technical equipment, gas pumps, and the like. A supremely entertaining example of CONFUSED BAGEL usually involves cellular phones.
Conversely, bagels are a constant source of good humor. This is especially the case when the BAGEL in question is confused about a mundane, day-to-day task, such as the attempted mastry of modern-day technical equipment, gas pumps, and the like. A supremely entertaining example of CONFUSED BAGEL usually involves cellular phones.
by Birky 8.5 July 02, 2007
A jewish snack, people like the guy off fraiser eat them.
If you ask me it's just wierd.
Dilemma: Bagel with a bacon filling?
If you ask me it's just wierd.
Dilemma: Bagel with a bacon filling?
by THe Holy Nazi March 01, 2005
by queenoftheworld6811 April 23, 2010
person #1: what r u eating ???
person #2: bagel
person #1: bro thats kinda offensive take that back before i steal your kneecaps
person #2: bagel
person #1: bro thats kinda offensive take that back before i steal your kneecaps
by dummyb April 20, 2020
by Frank Albert November 27, 2019
Bagel stole my lunch money again!
by GB 23 March 28, 2005