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Automatic Clastitionata 

Fancy-Schmanccy talk for "Let's get this party started!"
Spongebob: "AC! That stands for Automatic Clastitionata, which is Fancy-schmanccy talk for "Let's get this party started!"

Automatic Light Switches 

Something you install in your house if you want your life to be harder.
Fuck, my wife just installed automatic light switches.

Automatic Double 

Having cyber-sex with your significant other. This is referred to as an automatic double because even though you may think you are going pretty far, you can ultimately only get to second base.
Eric: "How did your Skype conversation with your girlfriend go the other night?"
Sean: "Automatic double every time bro!"
Mel: "LOLS"

Automatic Explosion Launcher 

A machine gun that is capable of automatic fire, that launches projectiles that explode upon impact. Capable of releasing devastation upon the enemy.
I shredded those talibs with that automatic explosion launcher.

automatic bang 

Girl who is guaranteed to do sexual favors, no matter what time of night, or how many guys are involved.
Originated from the hook of Tyga's song "Switch Lanes" (feat. Game)
Whatever bro lets just hit up Ashley she automatic bang
automatic bang by weedselective December 22, 2015

automatic pussy 

The result of being a guy on the Real World, or being an extremely hot (yet cool) guy.
Ben: If you are on Real World you get ass automatically.
Ryan: Yeah man, that is automatic pussy.
automatic pussy by Frizanks August 26, 2005