Assangeaphobia

Fear of getting fired for leaking information to the media. Conversely, fear that one's own employees might be unafraid to blow the whistle. espionage media mafia leaks information warfare omerta

Assangeaphobia is keeping my homies in Cupertino and Langley awfully quiet these days.

by mshaler September 15, 2012

Assange

To engage in coitus using a condom, and to then openly leak into your partner once that condom has broken.

Everything was going well until I was imprudently assanged.

by Dr.Transparent December 15, 2010

Assange

(v). To open a drink.

"Here, let me assange that beer for you."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To function correctly.

"It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

assange

1. to assault a person or entity using information
2. to reveal the secrets of a person or entity

Oh, you're breaking up with me? I'm totally going to assange you on Facebook.

by JamponyForever December 3, 2010

Assange

(v). To take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow.

"I just assanged the fuck out of that beer.

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

to insert one's unprotected penis (usu. right before consensual, protected coitus) into a sex partner's orifice for a few moments before withdrawing it, putting on a condom and then continuing the sex act to orgasm.

Diego started to assange me last night, but I smacked the back of his head and he put a condom on.

by Ninjastar7 January 17, 2011