asspaste

The pastey shit you take after eating mexican or indian food. Sometime collets on back of toilets and takes many many flushes to be washed away..sometimes also taking many many showers to be washed away from your in betweens.

1. Man this hobo smells like asspaste.
2. While traveling in europe i had many cases of asspaste.

by emoney1234 December 25, 2007

assnado

Very slutty girl that can no longer use her vagina, so she takes it in the ass which is now twice the size it was before.

That assnado over there has done every guy in the school twice.

by TypicalWhiteGirl707 July 27, 2016

Redhamic Asshad

A type of nonviolent warfare conducted by assholes. It was started by rednecks. Also called 'asshole war.'

Dolph began a campaign of Redhamic Asshad against his neighbor.

by Nicolai June 10, 2004

asspack

(n.)1. a pouch or satchel worn directly on or above the ass.

2. a globular body of fat in the region directly on or above the ass.
3. douchebag
4. a narcotic filled plastic sac inserted in one's rectum (usually to smuggle drugs across the border )

(v.) 5. to stuff one's ass with an object or body part.

1. I put my wallet in my asspack.
2. Yo that bitch is workin' an asspack right nah.
3. Hey, Rick, stop being an asspack.
4. The po busted ma asspack.
5. Donald asspacked James with fudge.

by beatnikchik January 30, 2009

asswad

1. A wad of ass.
2. A particularly unsavory character.

David wont lend me a dollar, what an asswad.

by Tempyst January 20, 2003

asspacker

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

by FraserFras May 20, 2005

assparty

Please see

Happy Hardcore

by Mayeau December 22, 2003