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Homeowner's Association

A homeowner's organization (Or HOA) is an organization whose job is to ensure houses in a community look nice, and other rules involving said community. Doesn't sound so bad on the surface, correct? In fact that sounds downright reasonable. The problem arises from the type of people who make up that organization--they are the most vindictive, petty, karen-type motherFUCKERS to ever live on this god forsaken rock. They are another reason to stay out of Suburbia, a barren wasteland of the same 4 prefab houses copy pasted over and over again, barely fit for comfortable human habitation.

What do you mean the grass is one millimeter too long, who the FUCK measures grass? There's a WEIGHT LIMIT for dogs in this place? Why are they upset about the trash cans being at the curb, do they think people even care? These people like to micromanage their community with no regard for rule numero dos of life: Mind Your Own Damn Business.
Fuck the Homeowner's Association.
by bapbapbapabpahfb July 29, 2022
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National Firearms Association

One of Canada's two gun lobby groups. The Canada Shooting Sports Association is the other. These groups consist of and are funded by Canadian citizens who want to preserve their firearms heritage and rights. Disarmament lobby groups are generally funded by governments, including IANSA and sub groups such as the Coalition for Gun Control.

The NFA is the voice of the Canadian people speaking out for their firearms rights.
The NFA, or National Firearms Association, is taking the RCMP to court over their illegal reclassification and confiscation of firearms from law-abiding Canadian citizens. They are fighting to help keep Canada free from a new Canadian police state.
by CanadianGunOwner October 26, 2010
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associate

What a company calls their cheap-labored employees to make them feel like they are important when in fact they don't mean sh*t to them because they have no power at all.
I can't believe that the largest company in the world still calls their $7 slaves "associates"... like they have something to do with the company's management...
by el_realisator December 25, 2007
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Knitting Association

A group of kids usually consisting of male's that gather together and one by one knit each others assholes shut so that no anal sex can ever be performed
Johnny and the rest of the boys devoted their Friday night to their knitting association.
by Little Boys Club 101 April 11, 2010
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Business Associate

Robin won't be seeing her business associate this month on account of Ramadan.
by pat5220 September 7, 2009
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Professional Yard Sale Associate

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.
by The collectiveish September 7, 2010
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Herpes by association

This is when herpes can be contracted simply by having skanky friends who are contaminated.
Eww. (Insert name here) is friends with (insert name here). She totally has herpes by association.
by Aunt Heater February 4, 2007
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