Ass monger

One who craves and obsesses about ass. They may even smell like ass...

Andy is stronger than any known gorilla and ass monger.

by Money September 7, 2003

Assmonkeydoodlecake

Someone who looks like a monkey and likes to eat doodlecakes while being raped up the butt.

"You assmonkeydoodlecake!"

by Yashiwa Utadaka June 30, 2008

asswanger

One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.

Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger

by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

Assmotherfuckqueer

Made up from typos such as "assmotherfuckeer", with more emphasis on the gay aspect of the word. Basically, you're calling someone both gay AND a motherfucker (in the bad sense of the word, obviously) at the same time.

Guy#1: "Dude, I fell over this cock yesterday. Nearly broke my face. :o"
Guy#2: "Like your mum last night! ;D"
Guy#1: "I meant a ROOSTER, you assmotherfuckqueer! >:("

by ICQannon June 30, 2011

sassmonger

The ultimate purveyor of all things sassy. A thorough knowledge of the various methods of sass. Like a cheesemonger, but for sass.

"Jennifer, congratulations, you've completed your training to become a sassmonger"

by WheresMeShirt January 4, 2015

ass monger

One who spreads and/or promotes ass.

Kailan Fish is a real assmonger.

by TheNeonRaindeer January 28, 2003

assponge

Sponge on a stick used to clean the butt.

bring me the assponge leroy!

by jedy November 17, 2005