nod of acknowledgement

This has also been spoken as the "guy nod" due to the fact that only guys seem to be the ones that do this, and at ages from middle school on up.

Nod of acknowledgement can be seen when walking through the halls of a school, I guy sees a girl that he knows, and gives her the guy nod to acknowledge the fact that he sees her, but not to draw too much attention to either himself or the situation that's occuring

by Bofo December 18, 2005

asynonym

Two words that refer to something different AND are spelled differently are known as asynonyms. The goal is to find two words that have as little in common as possible, except for both being nouns perhaps.

"I found a nice example of asynonyms: Blackjack and dice."
"No way man, both are associated with 21 obviously. Fish and nostril are far better asynonyms."
"As if! Both relate to 'gooey'"
"Blackjack and nostril then?"
"No, both words have two syllables."
etc.
etc.

by HetMes March 24, 2007

Assnostic

The religious belief which holds that all asses, butts, booty, and junk trunks of all shapes, colors, and sizes are equally sexually attractive. Strict assnostics will worship butts no matter what their age or condition, although many assnostics practice their religion on only a limited scale (e.g. they worship asses of any color, as long as they are young and small, etc.)

Joe: "Do you want to talk to the girl with the flat ass, the one with the large ass, or the one with the freckled ass in the bikini."

Paul: "Yes, because I am a strict Assnostic."

by The Assnosticator April 2, 2011

Assnossis

When a person is orally pleasuring another while their nose rubs the ass of that person, directly on the anus.

In addition to a great blowjob, my wife treated me with some assnossis.

by Frank Palace January 14, 2012

askoff

A person who asks you inane questions to the point where you can not even remember the point the original inquiry and makes you feel like shit in the process for no good reason.

Intern: Your next client is the conference room. When I had him sit down in the conference room he said he didn't complete the paperwork you requested he fill out for you. That is why I don't have it to give to you now.

Boss: What?!! Why didn't he fill out? Didn't you give him the paperwork? Why didn't the secretary get it from him 2 days ago?

Intern: He said completely forgot to fill out the paperwork. The secretary did call 2 days ago however, he never picked up or returned our messages. I did ask him to fill it out now according to the instructions we previously explained to him upon. I know you like to review it just before seeing clients.

Boss: Why isn't it done? Doesn't he know how important it is to complete the paperwork? Did he get lost getting here? Did he run out of pens? Doesn't he know how to read? Couldn't he just down load the PDF and fill in the blanks? Does he know how to use Adobe products? Isn't the deadline clearly stated on the first page? How did he forget? Why did he forget? What do you want me to do about it?!!! Isn't that why I have you???!!!!
Intern's inside voice: "Fuck, I did everything you wanted except shit a golden egg. What a fucking askoff!! What do you expect me to do if the client can't fill out simple paperwork as instructed?!!! What where the questions??? How am I supposed to reply to this shit?"

by buttbustingintern April 4, 2015

Asnor

Asnor is someone who will always be there for you. You can trust him with anything and he cheer you up no matter what. He could be your best friend, but if you're not careful, you may find yourself falling in love with him. He makes his friends laugh all the time and keeps them happy no matter what.

Asnor is so funny and makes you die with laughter.

by asawa_ng_Engr. :"> November 23, 2021

ask no questions hear no lies

a sarcastic way of saying,"just don't fucking ask."

how was ur date with Lisa?.......ask no questions hear no lies

by bajan_taliban October 18, 2007