Sam and Jason disliked their roommate, Stonks, considerably. One night they put jalapeno juice in his eye contact solution so that the next morning, when he put his contacts on,Stonks fell to his knees in writhing agony. Knowing someone had to pay but not knowing who, Stonks went apestonkers on Rio de Janeiro, sending thirty humans and other mammals to the hospital, including many who were on the wrong end of a Stonks donkey kick.
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Imagine yourself as King Kong on amphetamines, just as you find out godzillas taken a dump on your car.
Imagine yourself as King Kong on amphetamines, just as you find out godzillas taken a dump on your car.
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When your dick goes hard after coming. Sort of like a resurrection of your erection.
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When one's penis becomes erect after seminal discharge and flacidity.
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When one's penis becomes erect after seminal discharge and flacidity.
by MarsNep December 20, 2008
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Analysis: The dude had a killer surf session that was epcot. Then, the dude got home and his old lady went apeshit on him for being late, not calling her to tell her, being away from home and who knows what else.
Analysis: The dude had a killer surf session that was epcot. Then, the dude got home and his old lady went apeshit on him for being late, not calling her to tell her, being away from home and who knows what else.
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derivation comes from the Greek words alectryon and manteia, which mean rooster and divination respectively) is a form of divination in which the diviner observes a bird, several birds (or most preferably a white rooster or cockerel) pecking at grain (such as wheat) that the diviner has scattered on the ground. The observer may place grain in the shape of letters and thus discern a divinatory revelation by noting which letters the birds peck at, or the diviner may just interpret the pattern left by the birds' pecking in randomly scattered grain.
In another version, the observer tethers the bird in the center of a circle, around the perimeter of which is marked the alphabet, with a piece of grain at each letter. For each grain the bird pecks, the observer writes down the letter which that grain represents. The observer also replaces each grain as the bird eats it, so that letters may be repeated. The sequence of letters recorded will presumably contain a message.
This form of divination is related to Ouija, by the random selection of letters; and gyromancy by the random selection of letters from a circle around the diviner themself; and to orniscopy, divination by the movements of birds.
Alectormancy is also sacrificing a sacred rooster.
derivation comes from the Greek words alectryon and manteia, which mean rooster and divination respectively) is a form of divination in which the diviner observes a bird, several birds (or most preferably a white rooster or cockerel) pecking at grain (such as wheat) that the diviner has scattered on the ground. The observer may place grain in the shape of letters and thus discern a divinatory revelation by noting which letters the birds peck at, or the diviner may just interpret the pattern left by the birds' pecking in randomly scattered grain.
In another version, the observer tethers the bird in the center of a circle, around the perimeter of which is marked the alphabet, with a piece of grain at each letter. For each grain the bird pecks, the observer writes down the letter which that grain represents. The observer also replaces each grain as the bird eats it, so that letters may be repeated. The sequence of letters recorded will presumably contain a message.
This form of divination is related to Ouija, by the random selection of letters; and gyromancy by the random selection of letters from a circle around the diviner themself; and to orniscopy, divination by the movements of birds.
Alectormancy is also sacrificing a sacred rooster.
The practisioner of Majic is carried away with all the"alectryomancy "alectoromancy,alectromancy)
The accuracy of a divining rod is no longer an urban mythe but is pure "alectryomancy".(also called alectoromancy,or alectromancy.)
The accuracy of a divining rod is no longer an urban mythe but is pure "alectryomancy".(also called alectoromancy,or alectromancy.)
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Aspectless: Stfu retard I will break your front door and strike your channel
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Aspectless: Stfu retard I will break your front door and strike your channel
Random: Sorry man!
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