apect

a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.

watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect. Apecting 6 times a day may lead to sore hands.

by johnny mc awesome April 14, 2008

apect

a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.

watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect.

by johnny mc awesome April 13, 2008

Aperture Science

A company founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, originally to create shower curtains for the U.S. Military, but went in a different direction after Johnson went insane from mercury poisoning. Most notable works include the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and the supercomputer GLaDOS. Considered a rival to Black Mesa.

Aperture Science.

We do what we must, because we can.

by Dr. Paine July 19, 2009

Apetor

The true definition of a man, apetor is the true man. Not like us.

Hey Thomas, stop being such a Pussy and be like a real man!
Be like Apetor, he is the true meaning of what a man is!

by Bladerino November 24, 2019

APECXBAIN

Music that is too hawt to comprehend

Yesterday I was bored, so I decided to listen to Protocol Killic and Apexxxx and my God, their music is just APECXBAIN.

by Killic March 31, 2020

aspecticored

To fail at attempting something.

He aspecticored trying to hit the red car.

by SomeGuy9736 August 8, 2022

apeth

Noun. A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth. (British)

"Oh, Jake. You're such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005