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a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.
watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect.
apect by johnny mc awesome April 13, 2008
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Aperture Science 

A company founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, originally to create shower curtains for the U.S. Military, but went in a different direction after Johnson went insane from mercury poisoning. Most notable works include the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and the supercomputer GLaDOS. Considered a rival to Black Mesa.
Aperture Science.

We do what we must, because we can.
Aperture Science by Dr. Paine July 19, 2009
The true definition of a man, apetor is the true man. Not like us.
Hey Thomas, stop being such a Pussy and be like a real man!
Be like Apetor, he is the true meaning of what a man is!
Apetor by Bladerino November 24, 2019

APECXBAIN 

Music that is too hawt to comprehend
Yesterday I was bored, so I decided to listen to Protocol Killic and Apexxxx and my God, their music is just APECXBAIN.
APECXBAIN by Killic March 31, 2020

aspecticored 

To fail at attempting something.
He aspecticored trying to hit the red car.
aspecticored by SomeGuy9736 August 8, 2022
Noun. A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth. (British)
"Oh, Jake. You're such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!"
apeth by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005