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athiest

The beleif that there is no "higher power" or god.

The best religous beleif in which there are no dumb rules and our lives don't revolve some book.

I am athiest but i'm not a hater and respect others beleifs. i also am humane . Murder is wrong. No matter what.
"Are you going to church this Sunday"?

No, I'm an athiest.
I'm not gonna waste my time with that holyshit!
by PartyGuy December 28, 2007
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athiest jesus

Jesus who doesn't believe in himself
by Darkonesdeath June 22, 2016
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Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If praising something, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, it's hard to determine since they don't really care about schedule either, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists called "the grey gathering" to confront others of similar beliefs and pop bubble wrap to proclaim their indifference towards religion...Oh, and discuss philosophy.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: OMGWTFBBQ that deer is so pretty *Squeals*

Religious congregation: Amen!!!
Evangelical Apatheist: Whatever, dude.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: What's up with him? Do you believe in god?
Evangelical Apatheist: I don't care, neither should you, and here's why. Do you ever see the lilies toil with religion? No, do you see that deer there bother with mosaic law? No, it is natural and it is honest.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: O o
_________________0 - LOLWUT?
by Heyit'sBrandon May 9, 2011
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Apathetic

I'm feeling apathetic because life sucks.
by Impassive August 13, 2004
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Athiest

Atheism is the disapprove of any kind of religion.

Well untill it became a religion/cult itself, most atheists are annoying and got their opinion on everything. They became worse than vegans.

Most of them have no idea about any religion and share the same excuse to their "believe" (lolwut? no scienteficz evidence OLOL!1 u iz stoopid xDDDDDD)
they're putting up a huge bumper sticker on their comaro saying "I'm an atheist" just to sound smart or to be labeled as a "thinker".

I don't believe in any religion because its just a way of brainwash and mind control, something atheists hate but if you think about it its what makes you a fuckin' slave and ultimately turns your head around.

nazism veganazi capitalism communism racism atheism
Most of these atheists are pumping out the fact that they don't have any religion I know that religions are make-believe and written by humans since almighty god judges and rewards just like humans do.

atheists are getting relentlessly annoying by the minute, they multiply and like self expression which is really an old excuse, I don't see the idea behind this artificial bullshit you're wearing spiking your hair and all of these gay pornographic tattoos on your arm what the fuck does that represents? just to let you know no matter how hard you scream no one will listen...

athiest there i said it can i fuckin' submit now?
by Endless Vacation December 15, 2008
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Athiest

A man or a woman that doesn't believe in God and is not coherent to any religion . Love to yell at religious people becaise of how fucking retarded they are. Known to be the smartest people in the worlx
Person 1 "hey why is that guy a Athiest?"
Person 2 "because he was raised right lad"
by CarlAzuzV.2 April 19, 2018
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Athiest

It means being ignorant ,selfish waste of time. It is a way of life which give you no reason to be alive as you don't know if world will end and will drink till you go drunk and will rape, kill and beat anyone or none of this but will be out of your senses. Time will go quick for them. They have no manner, rules of how to behave with people and no respect for elders.
Athiest children swear at the elders tell them to shut up and forget it is there parents that raised them
by some one with sense February 18, 2014
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