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Angerpated

To be so angry that your outward appearance takes on a constipated look.

Usually occurs at work following some ridiculously stupid decision made by a complete retard (or an entire team of retards). You will tend to be caught sitting at your desk with a far away thoughtful look but you're completely red-faced as if trying to push a stubborn turd out of your ass.
Christian: What the hell is wrong with Paul?

Lee: Oh he was told he's going back to work the phones at the helpdesk for a few hours so he's angerpated.
by whev January 6, 2011
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Andorphine

The feeling of being high without actually taking drugs because you don't care about anything that makes you upset or because you didn't get enough sleep.
- Oh you look so high what did you take?
- I took nothing I am just so happy and Idk why

- omg you're on Andorphine!
by ASYSN April 15, 2020
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Jaqueefy Anderson

Baddest man on the planet, UFC welterweight standing at 5'4". Rocks pink dreads and has a pink beard ( he also has a deadly kick dubbed the "Jaqueefy kick" ). His fighter nickname is "Big Daddy".
Big Daddy Jaqueefy Anderson on top, now transitioning into North/South position
by BidDaggyJaqueefy July 16, 2017
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Jake Anderson

Known as a blonde Arrogant albino lookin rat who brags about average awards and a shitty best and fairest. He has the smallest cock known to ever exist and has a reputation of being a perv who dreams of rooting 6 year olds. This little boy thinks he’s top shit and anyone in Gippsland would do anything to hook him in the jaw. Everyone knows he’s gay and bisexual but he continues to deny such allegations.
Hi I’m Jake Anderson and u can fuck me in the ass DADDY.
by Camsbuchaneggs May 29, 2020
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Richard Dean Anderson

by yo mama July 15, 2003
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Pamela Anderson

Someone who everyone in the world over the age of 11 has seen engaging in sexual intercourse.
Azamat: I saw a video with Pamela Anderson doing something very bad on a boat.

Average Person: Welcome to Earth.
by Chernorizets Hrabr June 25, 2007
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the Anderson Cooper 360

The act of giving one's self a blowjob.
by bongcat September 24, 2010
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