Almighty God

mythology God of the Bible.

Almighty God told me I'm short.

Almighty God by prosvsjoesamronstbrown February 2, 2026

cripes almighty 

when you're super super surprised but cant say bad words because you're Coraline

Cripes almighty! How are my best trolls?!

cripes almighty by macandcheeeeese April 17, 2017

The Almighty Loaf

Our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.

All hail the Almighty Loaf, for I have sinned and it is only he who may forgive my wrongdoings

The Almighty Loaf by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017

Bob the Almighty

Bob the Almighty is a very well-respected god. To please him, read the Boble and climb the 69-block tall wall.

“Oh Bob the Almighty, please accept me as your servant!” The book of Hel, Boble.

Bob the Almighty by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022

girl almighty 

A legendary bop by the one and only one direction

"Lets have another toast for the girl almighty!"

girl almighty by hesaxthetic January 7, 2017

The almighty three shoe beating 

When you piss off a Norwegian kid so much he has to take off his shoes and one of yours, afterwards he pushes you to the ground and proceeds to beat you with all three shoes.

"Have you ever experienced The almighty three shoe beating!?"

The almighty three shoe beating by Mr.$wag February 25, 2017

Bruce Almighty 

(N.) A movie starring Jim Carrey as a man who gets fed up with God, so God gives him his abilities for a week while he goes on vacation to show Bruce how difficult it is to run the world and please everyone.

Bruce Almighty was an underhyped movie, but far better than many of the other Summer Movies.

Bruce Almighty by G-Union July 30, 2003