Afework

A woman with a GIANT shlong that listens to Christmas music in summer. She typically has a friend named Gorlock

“Have you seen that Afework? Her shlong is gigantic!”

by Shlong_inspector69420 January 5, 2024

aperwork

"Aperwork (n): Work involving extensive copying or pasting; pron. /ˈeɪpərˌwɜrk/. Often used for tasks with heavy duplication, e.g., data entry or repetitive document editing." I thought of it as "Aperwork" as a combination of "aping" ("ape" draws from its informal meaning—imitating or mimicking, as apes are known for copying behaviors.) and "work" —perfect for describing tasks heavy on duplication or copy-pasting.

"I spent all day on aperwork, just copying and pasting numbers into the spreadsheet."

by sakul68 August 6, 2025

Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.

Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child”

by thickness286 August 16, 2025

aftercock

the weighty, suppler, still-swole state of a man's dick after ejaculation that is visually pleasing, possibly dripping, and usually maintains into the snack making process.

Wow! I'm not even sure how you're making me quake when you're fucking me, but when I see that big, juicy aftercock exit my hole-- it all checks out.

Please dangle that huge aftercock of yours over my face for a minute so that I can cum too.

Your aftercock barely fits back in your undies, might as well quick snap a dick pic!

by SwirledPeace35_ September 21, 2025

afterwoods

Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.

If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.

by QuacksO December 20, 2025

She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025