douche wrangler

the head douche of a group of douches, someone who has the douchiest friends and walks around and wrangles fellow douches to join the "douche train" as i call it. they are sort of like the pied piper but they have a "douchey vibe" coming off them that attracts others to them. an example of this in action was when my friend brought home a chick to the dorms only to find out his roommate the 'douche wrangler' had somehow attracted 10 douches into the room and were watching the ENTIRE lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting. let's just say he didn't get any that night

Shawn: "God, Brian is a dick. he invited a fuckin shit load of douches over last night and packed them into our room like they were sardines."
Disco: "What do you expect. he's a fucking douche wrangler man."
Shawn: "Yeah, u said it."

by disco hickman September 30, 2006

retard wrangler

Special Education teacher.

Did you hear the school just hired Mrs. Schmidt as the new retard wrangler?

by EvelynTheFantastic August 19, 2006

wrankled

Everything you don't want to be. Ugly, stupid, dumb, etc

Your are hella wrankled, bro.

by abelwereready011 November 28, 2009

clit wrangler

one who gets excessive amounts of moist vagina.

that dude is a clit wrangler

by george w frat September 27, 2010

Kitten Wrangler

One who pursues many women at the same time, preferably of the younger variety (18-21). Generally involving promiscuous, casual sex and a feeling of accomplishment after a successful wrangling.

With all these 19 year old girls blowing up my phone I feel like a real kitten wrangler.

by Joker556 March 15, 2010

Eel Wrangler

A type of mustache that runs under the lower lip instead of the usual over-lip fashion.

Ahmed was one of those rare individuals with enough facial hair coverage to allow for growing a full Eel Wrangler.

by Beedubbz June 15, 2011

Angle Wrangler

ang-guh l rang-gler

A person that only shares pictures from that one angle that makes them look good to trick someone else into meeting them.

1. - Adjective:
"How was that girl you went to see last night?"
"Dude, she's a total Angle Wrangler! "

2. - Verb:
"Oh shit, how bad?"
"That bitch show up and all the sudden her arms look like crabby patties and a side of chocolate shake. All them photos she was taking was from her certain bullshit angles and trick lighting. She totally Angle Wrangled me into meeting her, and of COURSE she expected me to get the bill!"
"Fucking harsh man, sorry."

by Kraziestguy June 22, 2016