Wonk

In a |337 term, to stay up all night or have very little sleep and feel the affects of it the next day.

"Oh man, i am shit wonked."

by Storka October 31, 2003

wonk

a derogatory term for a black person, usually used in england

This wonk kept stealing my pud pud

by Crazyindy April 9, 2007

wonk

a wonk is a load of choclate. wonk is short for wonka. wonka which is short for willy wonka. willy wonka is the owner of the choclate factory in 'Charlie and the Choclate Factory'.

person 1: "that's a big bag of choclate"
person 2: "yah! i know, it's a wonk"

by bin August 26, 2004

Wonk

A person of no interest who has no interest in anything and leads a boring life where the only interest is money and the unnaturally selfish need to increase wealth.

Scrooge, Wonk

by Rogue7 February 3, 2010

wonk

That which is not mainstream or currently popular.

He's a performance artist, and his latest installment is sheer wonk - you won't believe your eyes.

by Alexandra June 11, 2006

Wonk

An exclamatory phrase used when a statement or action has been recently put forth which is not deserving of merit. (Best performed at a distance to achieve an echo effect)

"Dude, Punk music is kinda sweet."
"Wonk!"

by Jimmy Williams April 28, 2003

wonk

Failure to attend a function or gathering at which one's presence is expected.

PAR is the king wonk.

by Alaskan Sam September 5, 2008