Wolphin

A fine mixture of a dolphin and a wolf, Wolphins are high tech animals equipt with a dolphin tale and a wolf head, they naturally reside in the deep deep deep sea of the Black Sea. They have not been discovered yet. Yet. But only few people know the true value of the Wolphins spirit. The Wolphins will take over the world. Hail the Wolphins.

What is this magical creature I am seeing.
"That's a Wolphin"
ALL HAIL THE WOLPHINS

by Wolphinwarshiper142 May 15, 2015

Womp womp

When something bad happens you say it

My fish died womp womp

by Vape kid February 20, 2019

Titty-Womp

To slap very hard with a bare palm onto another mans exposed man-boobs

I just Titty-Womped the guy who fucked my sister!

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

Womp Womp Womp

A phrase uttered whenever a person makes a futile attempt at a witty remark or when they make a terrible joke that no one laughs at. This phrase usually comes after a long awkward silence after the person has made their corny comment or joke, at which point everyone around laughs at the offender.

<Person 1> Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

(Crickets chirping)

<Person 2> Womp Womp Womp!

by Jorge Ragula July 20, 2008

wumph

The single most pleasing word in existence. Wumph has no definition, it is merely synonymous with feeling like a big fluffy warm pie when one mutters it to ones self or a worthy audience.

WUMPH!!! *proclaimed as if it were the answer to a riddle one has pondered for many a year*

by Reginauld Hooterschmee November 11, 2006

love womp

To feel such great love for someone that you have a need to attack their crotch with an amazing uppercut.

I gave her my love womp last night. I think her rection was as expected.

Love womps are common.

by H TO THE ARLOT December 9, 2002

Wompus Cat

a really fuckin big cat.

damn look at the wompus cat, he's huge.

by hoothoot December 24, 2007