winstoned

the sensation experienced when snorting cocaine with the new English plastic notes

Gaz: how was that flake last night
Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!

by Good samaritan 12345 October 23, 2017

winston churchill

the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.

the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."

by failure33object April 24, 2005

Winston

A duck. The most awesome duck known to man-kind.

"Dude, I saw Winston yesterday!"
"Holy Flying Horses! I gotta get that duck's autograph!"

by Vice Pres of Winston fan club January 22, 2010

winston-salem

A town that can't make up its mind about anything. Home to RJR Tobacco (i.e.: Camels, Pall Malls, Winstons), but has outlawed smoking indoors; home to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, but has frantically tried to combat obesity. Places to go here are the countless Italian and Asian restaurants, the mall, and Costco. You can't drive 20 miles without seeing a church. Also has a desperate and struggling music scene, which is mainly folk and country, as well as pitiful cover bands, "rappers" who drive beat-up Miadas, and teenage metalcore kids who love Between the Buried and Me but don't live in Greensboro. Most people born here can't wait to leave, but still come back because nowhere else can be this odd.

I'm going back to Winston-Salem tomorrow, I hope I don't get into another fight with a vegan.

I was in Winston-Salem and I nearly hit the Pink Bike Lady.

by 2g3j6e February 24, 2011

Winston

Any being that is filled with win and can perform insta-wins at any given moment.

Jack:Dude what do you think i should say before i die.
John:Respawn in 10 9 8 7 6 5...
Jack:wow your a total winston

by jesus kones January 13, 2009

Winston Churchill

In my opinion, he was the greatest Prime Minister England ever had. He was responsible for the deaths at Gallipoli but he helped England through some its toughest times, I beleive he won World War IIfor england. He forged bonds which help today with many countries such as the USA. He also got a Nobel Peace Prize for literature and many other Prestigous Awards.

Winston Churchill was a kickass Prime Minister

by uneven Martian September 22, 2005

Winston

Winston is the kind of guy who seems like an open book although he is very secretive about some things. He can be very sweet when you are alone with him. Although when there are other people around he might not acknowledge you as much. But one glance at his gorgeous eyes and you are roped in forever. He also likes to avoid drama.

Friend: “hey is that winston over there?”

Me: “yeah, look at his eyes, they are so dreamy.”
Friend: “I could look at them all day long.”

by Blue.sapphiredismond October 7, 2018