wine goggles 

Similar to beer goggles (which makes unattractive women attractive due to drinking beer), wine goggles make pretentious, ugly art attractive. This is why wine is almost always served at art shows and gallery openings.

Brad: "Buffy, why is this hideous thing hanging on the wall?!?"

Buffy: "I bought it at Harriet's gallery opening this weekend. I drank too way too much wine. It looked better last night."

Brad: "You had wine goggles on."

wine goggles by Bubba Gunoush August 13, 2013

wine-thirty 

refers to a period of time or an occasion to drink and enjoy a glass (or bottle) of wine with good friends; a happy-hour. More loosely, it refers to a 24 hour clock in which it is aways time to enjoy some wine.

In other words, it's ALWAYS wine-thirty.

What time is it? It's wine-thirty

What time does the party start? At wine-thirty

In this house, it's always wine-thirty

I just got home from work. It's wine-thirty

wine-thirty by Jersey Shore Darren February 3, 2010

Wine Douche 

Another member of the obnoxious douche family that happens to be a wine snob who thinks status is judged by drink choices alone. This asshole puts themselves at a higher status than guys drinking 16-ounce PBRs out of a can. In reality, this preppy Wine Douche with the argyle socks will be the one who goes home and masturbates himself to sleep while the beer slugging dude gets a great blowjob from the hottest chick at the party. Many assholettes also fall into this category.

Who the fuck is that Wine Douche with the argyle socks that's contaminating this keg party with a bottle of Cote de Nuits, France?

Wine Douche by Tomaso420 March 17, 2013

wine snob 

A wine enthusiast, particularly one who is pretentious, or self-important because of their "immense wine knowledge."

A know a guy who's a wine snob, yesterday I offered to open a bottle of Bordeaux, and he wanted to know if it was pre-2000 before he agreed to drink it with me.

wine snob by KLT_KT February 13, 2009

Wine Connoisseur 

Fat old men typically from California who contribute nothing to society. They use an extensive made-up vocabulary (similar to auctioneers) to make it sound like what they are saying is actually important.

Paris Hilton has been a pseudo-actress, pseudo-singer, and pseudo-model.

But if she really put her mind to it, she could become a full-fledged Wine Connoisseur no problem.

Wine Connoisseur by Avatar of Carlin March 8, 2009

Wine and line 

To entertain someone by giving them cocaine & alcohol, typically in order to gain their favour in some way, either personally or professionally.

I don't waste money at fancy restaurants on tinder dates anymore. It is easier to get them into bed if you just wine and line them instead.

Wine and line by Gold.finger January 13, 2020

wine glassing 

Like spooning and forking but when a girl, like, jumps on a guy and wraps her legs around him (in a wine glass shape).
;)

Ally: So, what did you do with that guy last night?
Gertrude: Just spooned him and stuff... ;)
Ally: No forking or wine glassing involved?
Gertrude: GOSH NO.

wine glassing by x_ally December 5, 2007