winklefisting

A sexual activity that is virtually identical to what is commonly known as simple "fisting," with the only difference being that the hand and forearm that is inserted into the vagina or anus (or both) is significantly small than a normal hand. This is either because the individual who is performing the fisting on another is a little person, or merely an individual with abnormally small hands.

"I saw a really awesome porn where a gang of midgets was winklefisting this road whore."

by debatesensei February 12, 2008

winkle

An alternative word for penis mainly used by parents when talking to their children.

"Andrew, stop touching your winkle!"

by NotBob July 22, 2008

Cunt Wrinkle

A person who has such a shitty/ugly personality/attitude that it can only be compared to an old dusty dried up wrinkle on a fish smelling pussy.

Look at that cunt wrinkle yelling at that woman in the middle of the parking lot.

by CWhater January 27, 2010

Winklevoss

1) A sore loser

2) More generally, one who comes from a background of social privilege and therefore feels a sense of entitlement while simultaneously being an object of general ridicule.

(from the Winklevoss brothers, who continued to sue Mark Zuckerberg even after receiving a 65 million-dollar settlement in the Facebook case)

I wouldn't work with another Harvard boy, that last one was such a winklevoss he tried to sue me for defamation after I criticized his work in committee.

by phoobo December 7, 2010

Rip Van Winkle

Has an origin from a main character of short story with the same name written and published by Washington Irving in 1819. The term is used to describe persons who fall asleep or are absent for sometime, and do not realize what the hell has happened around them when they wake up or return.

Jane: Oh, there you are, Rick. Good luck on the test tomorrow!
Rick: What? There's a test tomorrow?
Jane: Of course! Our teacher told us. Don't you remember?
Rick: No, not really. I was...
Jane: Felling asleep in the class again, right? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you Rip Van Winkle?

by manat31790 March 20, 2011

weinkle

Ultimate creation of power and light and kayaks.

Dude the Weinkle just saved Florida by attacking a hurricane and making it go the other way heading straight for north Korea. "Unleash your inner Weinkle"

by surfing dave April 7, 2008

Penis wrinkles

Wrinkles on the penis where it look VERy delightful.:

"What big penis wrinkles you have!"

- Rainbow Randy

by Metro McKenna February 24, 2009