counter-whacking

Masterbating with your off-hand to counteract the curve effect obtained from years of jerking it with your primary hand.

After getting totally drunk one night, David explained the concept of counter-whacking.

by CaptainEntendre August 2, 2006

Whack it Off

Similar to "Walk it off."

An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.

James: "Dayum! I'm horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."

by nevarine July 5, 2011

Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.

"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."

by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

holy moly whack a moley

Holy Moly Whack A Moley Is a another phrase instead of oh my god. ANd is abbreviated HMWAM

Random guy: "You Just Won $1,000,000!"
Jack: "Holy Moly Whack A Moley!."

by XaliX2000 June 11, 2014

Whack Stack

A person's collection of pornography. Stack refers to a time when all porn was in print and thus stacked in a cubbyhole in the porn dungeon, equipped with infrared motion sensors, high resolution cameras, lava pits, and crocodile infested waters.

My roommate found my whack stack while I was out Saturday. Talk about awkward.

by Myriadofpersonalities September 15, 2010

whack-a-mole-babe

an expression used to encourage someone in a situation in which one needs to do something that can be hard or annoying. it can also be a magical sentence used to create laughter and happiness.

whack-a-mole-babe, just climb that mountain

by ragalicous February 3, 2017

Stack Whack

1. An extremely altered state of mind achieved by using bath salts in addition to illegal substances to get insanely blazed.

2. A person who is so psychologically unbalanced that it seems as if he or she is constantly on bath salts, even if he or she has never taken them.

1. That dude is like 60 and he's wearing Chucks and eating people in New Hampshire. He's reached next level Stack Whack status.

2. Look at that Stack Whack over there devouring enough Panda Express to feed a family of 18! That guy is completely insane.

by lieslcatz September 6, 2012