potato wedge

delicious fast food item, wedge of potato covered in batter and deep fried to perfection

Matt: Man I'm so hungry

Paul: I would love a good potato wedge right about now

by Matthew Friesen December 5, 2007

arabian lemon wedge machine

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man, they sometimes feel the need to partake in some kinkier sex. Therefore, they go to a dance party where lemons are served. In the middle of the dance floor, the woman grabs a lemon wedge and shoves it up her vajayjay. The man then must down an Arabian cocktail (of any variety), and then insert his cock into the woman's vagina and find the lemon wedge, then bringing it out without anyone on the dance floor noticing. If someone does notice and they are familiar with the game, they shout out "fuck machine" at the top of their voice. Once caught, the offending party must run a mile, and then go back and try to do it more sneakily. The game only ends when either the man passes out, gets the lemon out, or the acid from the lemon burns through the wall of the woman's vagina.

Damn, Jennifer wants to try some kinkier sex, so we did the Arabian Lemon Wedge Machine and my legs are still sore and the hole of my dick is on fire. It was a great workout though, I think I ran about 26.4 miles!

by Adamthemachinewhouseslemonwedges April 4, 2008

three shits from Wedneday

A time then you have crap-load of work to do before the week is over.

three- indicates the immensity of the work
shits- implies the things which need to be accomplished are unpleasant
Wednesday- signifies the urgency of the work to be done

John: Hey, do you want to catch a movie tonight?
Sarah: Sorry, you caught me "three shits from Wedneday". Maybe next week when finals are over.

by bizzybee January 28, 2010

Conversation Wedge

a. when two or more of your friends (or even strangers) are talking, and you come up between them and insert yourself in the conversation
b. when you are in a conversation and say something really awkward and the conversation stops because you can't say anything else

a. "Did you see how Jenny just came up and started talking to us? She's such a conversation wedge."
b. Person A: "Yeah so I was at my dad's girlfriend's place, and all I could notice was how she left her clothes everywhere!"
Person B: "I love smelling underwear."
Person A: "That's awkward. Why do you always have to create a conversation wedge?"

by rentaninja June 6, 2011

bare wedge

some who is physically huge, often to the extent that it looks disgusting such as pro-body builders.

Also can be used as an insult, if some one is just really annoying, they can be called bare wedge

"hey! did you see that guy in the gym"
"yeah, he was bare wedge"

or

person A: Laura was being bare wedge last night

person B: yeah she kept spilling drinks on everyone

by THECONSTANTDAGGERER October 4, 2011

Sand Wedge

Someone who looks good from a long distance away, but upon closer inspection, is ugly. Like a sand wedge, good from 75 yards.

I saw a hot girl across the club, but when I walked over it turned out she was a sand wedge.

by PlayoffBeard November 25, 2011

swamp wedge

1. Pouring a lukewarm beer down buddy's backside then giving them a wedgie.

2. When you have a wedgie & there's all sorts of nastiness.

3. Wet-undie wedgie

This 98 degree weather is giving me a swamp wedge.

by Markstache July 14, 2017