willie wacker

Mans reproductive organ
Penis

you have a small willie wacker
stop playin with ur willie wacker

by mike October 16, 2003

penis wacker

A very short person, so short they could wack your penis while standing straight.

Pimp: Don't make me send my penis wacker on yo' ass!

by CatNigger January 22, 2009

The Wacker

A type of mustache-goatee combo where two twisted mustache strands extend beyond the face and down to the chin.

Nobody wears The Wacker better than the Wacker.

by nottheboss May 24, 2010

post wacker

When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.

Becky was a post wacker, she gave a rubbish handy! Definitely won't let her toss me off again.

by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017

texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.

EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "

by Deweyman52 & Mase53 May 17, 2014

Weed Wacker

Weed Wacker: when a male's erected penis continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during sex.

The male with his erected penis will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.

Man: Oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?!
The Girlfriend: Yay! I've been waiting a long time for this!

Bill: Ow... My penis hurts from the weed wacker...
Jim: What did you do?
Bill: Don't worry about it.

by myballshurtalot March 9, 2010

weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.

Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!

by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008