I went to the ocean once

Synonym for I rode a horse once

Meaning: Used to indicate the presence of a particularly dumb person.

Guy 1: Hey dude what's poppin?
Guy 2: I went to the ocean once...
Guy 1: YO SON THATS NICE!

by baked_goods_ May 13, 2009

Wentzing

The modern wentzing began on twitter, summer 2013; it became a huge fad in the Fall Out Boy fandom. Wentzing is when someone tweets a misleading caption with a photo attached, and when the victim opens that tweet, they get an eyeful of Pete Wentz's (leaked) nudes. The meaning of this is to not only shock the victim, but (hopefully) people around, near, or next to the victim will also get wentzed, and accidentally wentzing your grandma has got to come with a good reaction. This spread like wildfire and now everyone, even famous people, know what wentzing is. People such as Patrick Stump and Dan Howell have been wentzed.

in school
Teacher: Today class, we are going to learn about....
teacher turns on projector, showing pete's nudes
Teacher: WENTZING!!!!! XD
Student: damn it, not again!!! That's the fifth teacher that wentzed us this week!
entire class facedesks

by queen! of wentzing January 20, 2014

my dad left when i was 4

my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).

i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.

by McChikn November 29, 2021

When I see you we goin fight

When u see your bf/gf gonna gonna have sex

Aye be ready bc when I see you we goin fight

by Hdkfbdbd March 26, 2017

me when the when the

Me when the when the

Timmy: Me when the
Jenny: wdym?
Timmy: its me when the when the
Jenny: what does that mean though?
Timmy: are you deaf? its me when the

by mr.yeetman August 12, 2020

when the imposter is SUS!!! 😳

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SUSSY

WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!!! 😳

by deeznuts69420😳😳😎 May 6, 2021

...and that's when i saw the blood...

a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.

cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...

lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?

cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...

lila: *facepalm*

by loppearedbunnie May 16, 2010