Waxing Your Buick

Jacking off.

Jonnys mom caught him waxing his buick at the computer.

I called my friend auston last night, "hey"......"wat do u want?"... "just to say hi budddy. if i didnt kno better i would think your Waxing Your Buick"

by Mr.Socks September 13, 2009

Waxing the Franana

When a person named Wesley gets really horny he turns into a Franana and spanks the monkey for several hours on the toilet in his downstairs halfbathroom.

Me- "Hey where is Wesley?"

Mason- "He saw a hot chick at the mall and went for a Waxing the Franana session at home."

Me- "sigh"

by Crazycajun December 5, 2013

waxing the dolphin

this is when you just finished porking your bitch and can't find a hand towel to dry off. She has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.

Bitch, I aint gettin out of bed, wax my dolphin!

by DDA October 7, 2003

waxing the freight train

A synonym for male masterbation.

Ralph: "so did you and Sally have sex last night?"
Johnny: "Naaah, Sally had a headache last night so I ended up watching porn and waxing the freight train instead."

by Jimbo65guy December 21, 2013

Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013

waxing his gofer

To "Wack off", as some ass holes call it... To some kind of mexican dance video.

Qutions Mom cought him waxing his gofer to a Jenafer Lopezz video.

by Jonson boyiee September 16, 2008

Waxing the Wombat

Applying wax to your pet wombat so that it will have cool hair like Fonzie.

I was waxing the wombat the other day, but it bit me in the testicle before I could finish.

by THErealFROGMAN October 15, 2010