volturi

something you threaten people with.

give me back the money you stole or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame YOU.

by Twilight is my religion x3 March 23, 2008

16 volt

A one-man band started in 1991 by Eric Powell with the vision to combine punk, electronic, and industrial. Has had a varied career topping Rolling Stone alternative charts and due to his large following even contracted for game soundtracks, including Command and Conquer and the PS2 game Primal.

Have you heard that new 16 volt record?

by BertyMcFUCK October 8, 2007

Voltaire

1. (François Marie Arouet) French 16th century author of 'Candide', philosopher, and satirist.

2. Gothy 21st century multi-talented singer and creator of the DEADY: THE MALEVOLENT TEDDY comic.

A: "Voltaire is such a cutie!"
B: "Yeah...wait, the singer or the French philosopher?"

by Snarky August 21, 2004

Voltron of Nut

One who receives copious amounts of human sexual goo from a wide variety of well endowed suitors.

She/He is the Voltron of Nut.

by smokedcorndog September 23, 2019

Danger! High Voltage!

"Danger! High Voltage" is the name of a song by the group Electric Six, that features a man and older woman sitting in a room, and their sexual parts light up throughout the video. Very interesting concept, but bizarre nonetheless.

Fire in the disco...fire in the Taco Bell!
Fire in the disco...fire in the gates of Hell!
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire...it's my desire
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire...it's my desire

Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch...when we kiss!

by crazyrabbits August 9, 2006

Mountain Dew Voltage

Simply put, it is the concentrated necter of gods balls. One taste will send you into a coma due to its sheer amazingness.

What the hell is wrong with that guy?
He is in a coma....he just had Mountain Dew Voltage for the first time....

by sordidangelxiii March 20, 2009

Volterra

1. A town in the Tuscany region of Italy.
2. An important location in the Twilight series; what the Volturi (big boss royal family of vampires) call home.

"We have to go to Volterra to save Edward because he's too tragically romantic for his own good and it'll be the death of him (haha--he's already dead)."

by puffinmuffin. January 18, 2009