vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

by poonfag October 14, 2009

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Vertically Challenged

Someone who thinks they will grow, but probably won't

Or a Non offensive term for a midget

Jane was walking by a bunch of midgets skateboarding and said
Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!

by pleazeacczept dis April 13, 2010

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Verbical • vertically challenged • vertical • vertical smile • vertical bacon sandwich • Vertical Newton • verticality • vertical lips • vertical bacon • vertical grillpiece

vertical lather

The resulting foam from a sweaty ass, and not wiping properly.

Dude I gotta go re-wipe, I got a vertical lather building.

by kirkson July 23, 2010

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Vertical DJ

A person who assists or manually stimulates the clitorous in a motion that is similar to scratching a record vertically.

Biffy just gave Jennifer a Vertical DJ and made her squirt.

by Glitterzepeda December 23, 2013

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Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.

"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"

by shazkony January 14, 2014

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Vertically Thick

When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”

Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.

by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019

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Vertical

To be Vertical is to be in a higher state of being, often induced through mind altering chemicals. Most common of these chemicals, for those who often get Vertical is Marijuana.

I am Vertical

by Filthy Phil Kessly Snipes October 23, 2010

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