Velcro nuts 

When a man's nuts become stuck to his gooch or leg, resulting in a stickyness in which they must be ripped off in a similar fashion to Velcro.

"Dude I have some serious Velcro nuts right now"

Velcro nuts by synti December 10, 2014

Velcro monkey

The act of clasping your hands and wrapping them around your loved one's neck while showing them unconditional love and affection at inappropriate times of the day.

My girlfriend Ally is such a velcro monkey. She's always hanging off of me.

Velcro monkey by Charlie_foxtrot9 April 5, 2016

Velcro Shoes Smart 

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.

Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.

Velcro Shoes Smart by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

velcro mittens

Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...

Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling randy."

velcro mittens by Calpernicus January 14, 2008

Velcro Party 

A party that consists of sticking everything to your walls with velcro.

My room is so awesome after that velcro party!

Velcro Party by Elpoep Eerf January 25, 2009

Velcro Submarine 

When someone has been for a number two, and once flushed the toilet sees their poo laying on the base of the toilet bowl. This is known as a 'Velcro Submarine' for its gripping capacity and submarine shape.

"Mate, I just destroyed the toilet and there's a Velcro Submarine that wont flush!"

Velcro Submarine by tlmal89 September 21, 2011

velcro face 

an extremely hurtful insult often followed by other even more insulting insults.

Weebl: Velcro Face
Bob: Elbow Head
Weebl: Spanner Magnet
Bob: Plasic Vicar
Weebl: Ooh, that harsh. Bum eyes.
Bob: Nooo you win.

velcro face by purplehairedchick November 16, 2003